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To guys mera naam hai Deepak aur ye video Basically mai bana rha hu Spiderman ki deal
ke relation me. Kyuki Marvel Aur Sony ke Beech Spiderman ki
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Literally spiderman ke character ke movies me future ko bahot zyada impact kr skta hai.
Kyuki jaha abhi tk baat yahi chal rhi thi ki Spiderman hme kuch time MCU yaani ki Marvel
Cinematic Universe ki movies me dikhne ke baad Sony’s Universe of Marvel Characters
me dekhne ko milega. Ussi Universe me jaha Venom aur Morbius jaisi
Movies based hai. Lekin ab Scenario thoda change ho skta hai. To recently hua ek event “Studio Executives
RoundTable” jo ki conduct kiya tha “The Hollywood Reporter” ne.
Ye kisi bande ka naam nhi balki ek brand ka naam hai.
usme kaafi saare entertainment related brands jaise ki amazon prime, netflix, sony aur Disney
shamil the. Ab baakiyon ki baat cheet ko side me rkhte
hua hm mainly baat kr lete hai ki Disney ke Executive Alan Horn aur Sony ke Executive
Tom Rotham ke beech hui baat ke baare me. Jinse jb ye pucha gaya ki Spiderman ka Spiderman
3 aur MCU me aane wali next team up movie ke baad kya future hai.
To unn logon ke according spiderman ka MCU me rhana Marvel, Sony aur Fans. Sabke liye
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universes me nahi, balki ek hi Cinematic Universe me. Aur hme pehle hi pata hai ki MCU ka Spiderman,
Sony ki aane wali movie Morbius ke sath Connected hone wala hai. “well zyadatr logon ko to pata hi hai”.
Jinhe nahi pata wo iss video ke baad ye video dekh lena. Aur iske Alawa kaafi zyada High Rumours hai
ek Spider-Woman movie aur Mysterio ki ek solo movie ke bhi. Aur agar sab kuch theek raha to ye sbhi ek
hi Cinematic universe yaani ki MCU me ek sath Exist kr payenge. Aur ye cheez Spiderman ko Future me aane wale
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(mellow jazz music) (wine splashes) – I’m Grant, and I drink wine with dinner. – My name is Tad and I am a sommelier. – My name is Michele
and I am a master somm. (plunking) (mellow jazz music) – Thank you.
Yeah, okay. Okay, the aromas are a definitely very mature fruit flavor. Mm, mm-hmm. Yeah, it’s definitely a 1998 Bordeaux. (bell rings) (sniffing) – 1998 Bordeaux, left bank from Graves. (bell rings)
Next. (slurping) – Probably some kind of red wine. – Yeah? – Yeah!
– Oh! Hey, oh I’m good at this! (bell rings) – Wonderful, thank you. – Okay, let’s see, two for two. (sniffing) – Definitely an earthy aroma. – This glass is warm. (sniffs) – Mm hmm. – Mm, oh, hints of peanut butter and… Okay, don’t tell me, pad thai. – This could be the dog shit. Or an old earth wine. – See about that. (mellow jazz music) This is really dog shit. What — what the fuck? I thought you were kidding. Is this fresh? I’m not fucking drinking this! (slurping) – Yeah, wow, wow, I wanted
to take my time with that. Really get some flavor in there. (slurping) – Hmm, chalky minerality to it. Probably the dog shit. Potentially an old dog. – God, that’s gorgeous. – What, you just held a wine
glass under your dog’s butt. So, this is shit from a street dog. (coughing and gagging) (gargling) – Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. – Fuck.
Who fucking green lit this? – This would go perfectly
with a red snapper, tilapia if you’re poor, if it didn’t have dog shit. I am confident in saying I
think this is a pinot grigio with dog shit. (bell rings) – Final conclusion, 2016
pinot grigio from Loir Valley with feces from a 12-year-old vizsla, who’s diet consists mainly of hummus. (bell rings) – You’re gonna hear from my lawyer, get this fucking microphone off of me! – All right, oh yes.
(laughs) How’d I do? The photos look okay, yeah? Thank you, thank you for having me. – Can I get some real wine? Wine is wine. (slurping and gulping) – I do.
I am halfway through my 20s, and I am done with this shit. Oh, my God, I’m sick of my 20s. You have no intuition,
no instincts. That’s why you’re thin
in your 20s. You don’t have a gut
to listen to yet. There’s no mystic, bad feeling
under your ribs going, “Hey, maybe don’t date a DJ, again!” So when I was younger,
and I was waiting, I would tell guys, “I’m not ready to have sex yet,
is that okay?” And anytime guys were
really cool about that decision, that just made me want
to have sex with them more. The hottest thing
you can say to a girl is, “Hey, we don’t
have to do anything.” Now we do. So I pretend I’m not ready
to have sex with someone new yet, just to make sure
they’re a good person first. I call it the Gobstopper test. I go, “Oh, I’m not ready,
is that okay?” He’s like, “Totally fine.
No worries at all.” And I’m like, “Charlie! You won!” I knew you could, my boy! Now come inside
my chocolate factory. It’s all for you!
What are you doing? Capturing the real Sutton Brady. See this lady right here? That’s the real you, baby. I’m confused. Come on. A Marc Jacobs sample sale
bag. A free tampon from Orangetheory. A leftover sandwich from the kitchen. And a vibrator that you were supposed to use on your sex date with your fiancé. But then your best friend called and said, “Hey, do you wanna come to a sex club?” And so, you had to just book it and go. Yeah. I mean, who wouldn’t? You know, a lot of people wouldn’t. And I know you have that
rock on your finger and you live in a fancy apartment, but that’s just part of who you are. There’s also your style, which is sophisticated. But, you know? Accessible. Is it chic, yet whimsical? Mm-hmm. It’s also, um, messy. Mm-hmm. But you hella cute about it, honey. Thank you. I feel like that should be your first Instagram post. You know? I think you can do it. If you want it.
We found out who everyone else’s best friends are, and finally we get to find out who Eugene’s best friend is. What time is it? Try Guys Game Time!
(powerful Ned sneeze) (distorted version of Ned’s powerful sneeze) I sneezed. Oh wow. That was awful. We’re gonna use that take I guess. (upbeat intro music) We’re here to see who’s Eugene’s best friend. B.F.F. Hey BFF, Eugene’s my best friend and I’m here to prove that our bond is strong and mutual. Hashtag #Zugene forever. I thought it was Zagene Oh, 1 point off of Zach, he got the hashtag wrong. You can’t start with negative. I mean you didn’t even get our ship name right. Eugene, I’m here to prove that you and I are best friends and I drew you a gorgeous drawing Oooohhh of you without a shirt holding Pesto. I like that. And I tried to really capture Pesto’s energy. Yeah, he looks insane. Three points for Ned! Yeah! No, what, what the dick? Let’s do this, bitch! – That’s so good.
– That’s so you. Yeah, Keith five points. – Yaaayyy!
– Whaat? He’s sitting all naked and closed off and somebody’s a bitch. (fabulous Keith laughing) Round one: questions that the public could know, they could look up, maybe we’ve said it in a video before. What is the name of the town I grew up in? Spelling matters. I instantly forget it, I know it’s some bogus German name and I cannot believe — Pflugerville, I wrote ‘German name’. It’s Pflugerville. Pflugerville, Texas. – What was your answer, Ned?
– Pflugerville, Texas! – And what was your answer, Keith?
– Pflugerville. – You misspelled Pflugerville.
– Sure did. Ned was the only one who spelled it correctly. It is with a P because it is German. So Ned gets the point. Yes, I can’t believe that was worth only one point! Wait, wait the town that has a silent P is your first easy question? You dick. Guys, my questions are crazy. You’re like that. You’re crazy. This has been in many videos. What is my mom’s name? Pfffffffffff Oh God. I will also accept if you spell it in Korean. I’m not gonna draw what I think Korean looks like. Why, of course, your mom’s name is Irene and here it is in Korean. It is a very common Korean-American name. Possibly. Your mom’s name is… Diane. Here it is in Korean. (Eugene dying of laughter) I know she calls you Eugena. So maybe it’s because it’s her name too. My mother’s name is Min-young. What is the Korean characters? You know, actually, you’re pretty close. All right, let’s give the point to Ned Yeah! Diane wins. Thank God I started with five points. What attribute does my dog Pesto have that most other dogs you see don’t have? I know this one. I would say this is way easier than Pflugerville So Pesto is a pound pup and he has a scar down his back. Pesto’s really great at pooping. It’s because he always has expressed anal glands. Pesto has an underbite. Pesto does have a giant scar down his back Breaking even! From a previous Try Guys video. I’m just expecting it to be Korean. You are not 100% Korean. (dramatic music because Eugene was lied to by his parents) What percentage Korean am I? You get an extra point if you can also write my Japanese percentage and my Chinese percentage. I guessed 40 Korean, 30 Japanese and 10 Chinese, which I do realize does not equal 100. I guessed 76 percent Korean, 13 percent Japanese and 11 percent Chinese. I felt you were 63 percent Korean, 16 percent Japanese and 21 percent Chinese. This is the hardest question for one point. You’re such a dick. Really? Yeah. Because guess who is 63 percent Korean. (excited screams) WOW! I take it back, I’m a hero. We talked about my mother, but we didn’t talk about my drag mother, Mayhem Miller. She was just on a little show called RuPaul’s Drag Race. What season was it? We love Mayhem. She’s dope. But we don’t love her enough to know exactly what season it was. RuPaul’s Drag Race season 11. It was RuPaul’s Drag Race season 17. No idea, season 8. The correct answer is tens, tens, tens across the board. Which means Zach was the closest. That means I have one point now because I started negative. Yes. So, let’s see what the points are currently. Wow, Keith got six points from five questions. And I got one right. Try Guys Game Time! No, Bean, don’t eat the marker, don’t eat the marker. Now it’s time for round two The questions are worth two points, and these my friends should know. What is actually my greatest irrational fear? Eugene is afraid of airplanes crashing. Eugene is afraid of airplanes. Because he doesn’t want to die when it’s someone else’s fault. Flying or a plane crash. I also drew a little bug. I was just sort of doodling. Planes and flying. I don’t like when I’m not in control. Next question. That was the easiest question you’ve asked so far. Name the one music artist whose entire discography I randomly know. We’re in the pop culture round now. Daddy Zach’s got this. Did you say “daddy Zach’s got this”? I did. What is your answer? Miss Perfect Pitch herself, Celine Dion. Rihanna. I would be surprised if you knew all of R Kelly. While I do appreciate, love and want to be Rihanna; Celine Dion is the correct answer. ‘Cause my stepfather and mom are obsessed with her. They would play her constantly when I was growing up. I’m playing to win. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make friend. There’s one thing I’m truly terrible at that the other guys are better at me at. Better at me than at. Better than me are at? Speaking. What is the one thing I’m bad at that the other guys are better at? Eugene sucks at video games. Eugene sucks at emotional vulnerability. Eugene sucks at Mario Kart, video games. Lady Mushroom~ Lady Mushroom- What’s Lady Mushroom’s real name? Lady Mushroom is Toadette. Oh, I just call her Lady Mushroom. It is video games! No.. My mother did not want me to become an “Asian nerd”, so she told me I’d get thumb cancer, so I wouldn’t play it. Min- *scoffs* Lay off him! When I’m drunk, Yep. I’m known to become one of ten distinct split personalities. Name 2 of my 10 split personalities when I’m drunk. I wrote down four. The most dangerous Eugene is Theft Eugene. There is of course Social Eugene, Runs away Eugene, and doesn’t like Zach, Ned, and Keith Eugene. I tried to name all ten. Crazy Eugene, where you hop in trees. Wanderer Eugene, where you leave your friends. Bitchy Eugene, Depressed Eugene, Angry at white people Eugene, Slutty Eugene and Euphoric Eugene. I have Hostess Eugene and Run away Tabitha We have Sexually aggressive Eugene, Childlike wonder Eugene, Politically argumentative Eugene, Escapist ghost Eugene, Sleepy time Eugene, Dancing maniac Eugene Always comes out of weddings. Klepto criminal Eugene, K-rage fighting Eugene, Existentially depressed Eugene and Hostess with the mostess Eugene. Wow. You have two, let me give you four. I’m gonna give you… two. I especially like that Hostess with the mostess Eugene is the most recent split personality. I-it’s the newest Evelution. Eugenelution. So that’s the end of round two. Here are the scores And there’s an ice cream truck. Do you hear the ice cream truck? Should we get ice cream? Final round: Round three. It’s anyone’s game. Wow These are the hard questions. Fill in the blank: As a child up until I was about 7 years old, I suffered from chronic blank. The thing that I’m thinking I think is right, but it’s gross Well, they’re already icked out. Just by your general demeanor this entire episode (Eugene laughing) (distorted “Daddy Zach’s got this”) Zach, what’s your answer? You were a skin picker. You had chronic ear infections. Chronic bowel puss– puss in his bowels. I had chronic nosebleeds. I was like an anime character who was constantly turned on. So, do you still have bowel puss? Fun fact, I know a lot about astrology. So, which zodiac signs, if you happen to suck, makes you the suckiest? I’d say everyone says watch out for the Leos, which is me. Scorpio and Capricorn, because Capricorn has ‘corn’ in its name. And that’s also me. I’m a Capricorn. Oh… oh shit. Based on my encyclopedic knowledge of the astrological tables: Scorpio, Taurus and Capricorn. I also threw Capricorn under the bus, and added in Libra and Cancer. Well, the three zodiac signs I personally think when they’re messes they’re really messy: Cancer, Virgo and Pisces. Well, I got– Didn’t see that coming at all. One point for Keith. They’re some of the greatest people you know, but also if they suck they’re some of the worst people, in my opinion. Leos are fucking dope. Scorpios are consistently moody. Tauruses super chill. Love Libras. When you get a Virgo that’s, like, got an agenda, they’ll fucking cut you in your sleep. What’s a word like yelling ‘nerd’ that could be applied to this bullshit? Sometimes I think about when there’s a situation if we have to eat other people. What would be the first part of the body I’m most interested in trying? If you get closest, I’ll give you the points. I’m not certain what part of the body you want to eat, but I do know whose body you want to eat off of and that’s Mr. Keith Habersberger. So I wrote Keith’s femur area. – Yeah, I’d be delicious.
– I feel like you’d want to eat this. – That is– Your femur is your upper leg.
– Your femur is there. Well, that’s still delicious. I wrote Keith’s ass. – Did you change, did you write Keith in after I wrote?
– No. No, everyone just assumes I’m gonna eat Keith. Uh, I wrote the back loin. It should be the tastiest, given that that’s the tastiest on most animals. The thumb and the fleshy palm. Because it looks just like a drumstick. You wanna eat this? It looks like a drumstick, – and you can just eat the flesh off the palm.
– That would be awful tasting. Have you guys not thought about this? No… Well, I’ll give the points to Ned because I would eat Keith’s ass out of all of those. Yes! I pray I never crash on an island with you. Eugene’s the guy that waits like ’til sundown, he’s like ‘well, who we eatin’?’. Speaking of which, the next question: If the four of us were in a horror movie and I was the final girl, in what order would you three die in? We are big horror movie fans, you and I. So, Keith is the sacrificial lamb, the first kill. He’s our Drew Barrymore, gets the horror movie started. Ned’s the fake hero that dies halfway through, thrusting Eugene into final girl status. And Zach, in the end, he somehow survives and is there just as comic relief. – Interesting presentation.
– Pretty good, pretty good. Ned, what about you? Ned dies first ’cause he’s cocky, runs in thinking he can save the situation. Next Keith, ’cause he’s sexy, you want to keep him around to at least act two. For the, for the eyeball factors. Good call. But you know, he’s gonna get murdered. Finally Zach. He appears to be smart ’cause he has glasses. Zach would freeze and fumble in the cold open of the movie and be killed mysteriously. He’s just the old man character that gets murdered for no reason. Ned would bro out in an attempt to save everyone and kill himself on accident. Keith would be the joke. ‘I made it, it’s okay the movie’s gonna be just fine’ and then suddenly… And it is revealed that this beautiful person was in on it the entire time, and was trying to get all of us killed. These are great horror pictures guys. One, we’d have Zack in a false death. Two, we would have Ned. Three, we would have Keith, and then four, Zach a true death. Wow, so we all had elements that were right. Ned had the purest horror conventions, which I was going off of, which is: – Cocky
– Yeah. – Pretty nice.
– Yeah. – Smart with glasses.
– Yes! – And Ned hates horror movies the most!
– And Ned hates horror movies. I do like the Drew Barrymore thing. I liked the final girl as the villain in the end. – But this is actually the way it would break down.
– Yeah. Alright. Good job guys Last question, final round. At what age did I lose my virginity? So whoever is the closest will get the points. People assume that Eugene has been slutting it up for a long, long time. Eugene did not lose his virginity until age 25. Eugene did not lose his virginity until age 23. Gotta team up with Korndiddy on this one. Let’s say 25 It was 25. Eugene kept his pants zipped up and then he unleashed Pandora’s box. Oh yeah. Yeah, that’s true. I kept my pants on for a very long time, people would be surprised by that. And in fact I was the least slutty Try Guy until 25. Ned’s slutted it up hard! Okay, I think we don’t have much more time in this video so we should probably sign off. We have some pretty exciting scores here. Between first and second place is one point. *whispers* Oh no. The person who’s actually my best friend… Wait, can we all hold hands. This is huge. This is big is Ned. – I won’t give you a hug.
– Thank you. You know me, you know me. Well, this is game time. It looks like after all four of these videos we found out who each person’s best friend was and we’re all each other’s best friend in some way. It turns out we’re all best friends together on… Try Guys Game Time! (upbeat outro music) For the record Eugene made this game up, told us the rules, and in classic Eugene fashion is changing the rules. I think one point off of Zach. Come on! Nice job, bitch. Thanks. I like that, thanks 😀
True… Or… …false. – True or false! True or false!
– Yeah! – We all wanna know!
– Dun dun dun! Alright guys, we’re gonna play a game of “True or False”. We should have, like, little signs. That’ll be cool. – Alright, yeah, if we hold up our…bow, it means true.
– Yeah. – We hold up our violin, it’s false.
– Yeah, okay. Because the bow is the true way of making sound. Ooh! True, and false. The loser has to perform a sacrilegious violin playing for you guys. – Yeah, something really sacrilegious. Done.
– Yeah. Alright. How intense is this gonna get? Don’t know. Let’s go, let’s go. Question number 1. Oh, no! *chuckles* That sounds about… – True.
– Actually, no, we shouldn’t discuss. True. – *screams*
– *laughs* – False! Oh, dude, he wrote it when he was five!
– That was a trick question! – How am I supposed to know his age?!
– First documented composition, a Minuet and Trio KV I. Wow…! What a Ling Ling. I thought something was off with the six. It’s too…too old. *chuckles* It’s too old. Actually, I don’t know. I think he was partially deaf. – He wasn’t completely deaf.
– Yeah. – False!
– Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought so, yeah. Yeah, by his ninth one. Maybe even his eighth. – He lost all hearing.
– All, all of it, yeah. – Amazing that he composes.
– I know. Isn’t it so fascinating? Next one! Ohhhh. – That seems such a specific thing that it almost has to be true.
– Are they like—yeah. I’m with you guys on the viola. *chuckles* – Yeah, same, same, same.
– I’m with you guys on the viola. False. – Oh…
– Schubert played the viola. Oh… – You know why I thought that? Quartets.
– ‘Cause of…of… – Yeah, quartets, he writes so many…yeah…
– He writes good parts for the viola. – I wanted to think he said that,
– *chuckle* but I’m like, “No, violas, I trust in you guys.” And, actually, ironically, a lot of good composers play the viola. Beethoven, Haydn, Mozart. – They gotta know their harmonies.
– Mmm. Viola gang! – Yeah! Died of pneu—
– No…! – He did have a heart attack but he didn’t die from it.
– He didn’t die…goddamn it. – He had a heart thing and that was his fifth symphony.
– Oh, you pranked me. “Ta na na na—”, that was his heart having, like, palpitations. I had pneumonia as a kid. – Good thing to be alive in the 21st century, guys.
– Mm-hmm. See, a lot of things we take for granted! We even have this video. Hello. Alright, I got to catch up. That is so… …randomly specific, that I’m going to go with “True”. – I think true.
– Yeah. – Oh!!!
– It is true, yeah! I can’t say it— – Wow…
– That’s so funny. That’s so iconic. That is iconic. That’s the thing with multiple choice test in exams. It’s not a test of if you know the knowledge, it’s a test of how well you can guess the examiner’s, uh, intentions. Yes, yes. – It’s like, “Hmm…”
– “Hmm…” – “Going by this question, it’s probably true…”
– “Yeah, it’s probably just ‘true’ to throw us off.” Yeah. I know Kreisler did something. There’s a story about Kreisler after he heard Hiefetz, – but I don’t know if he broke a violin.
– I think there’s a story. He was like, “Holy…” I say false. – I’m gonna say true.
– Okay. Actually, no, he wouldn’t though, he’s a musician. – He wouldn’t—
– You never know. Is the examiner playing games with us now? – False!
– Yeah…! Kreisler… That’s right, yeah! He said “We might as well—” “We might as well—” We made a video on this! I was like… *laughs* – And that’s why I thought, like, smashing violins.
– Yeah…! Alright, that was really dumb on my part. Obviously, he’d never smash violins. – That sounds like a typical Ling Ling, so yes.
– Yeah, I think true, I’ll go true on that one. Yeah…! Be like Paganini’s fath— No, don’t. If you’re a parent, encourage your kids. And if you’re a kid, keep practicing. I mean, it was the same with me. I wasn’t allowed to eat. It was just my mum set like, just 30 minutes. – Yeah, I know.
– As a kid. – Now we’re here—
– If it was 4 hours, we’d be Paganini. Now we’re here making YouTube videos. *sighs* They all had STDs, right? Schubert, Schumann, yeah. But Sibelius? – Fine, I’ll go ‘false’.
– I’ll go ‘false’. I think ‘false’. – False.
– Yeah! That’s right, too cold in Finland. *snickers* Whatever that means. – *snickers*
– Whatever that means… I think he would. He seems like a guy that would. – He likes Mahler.
– Yeah. – Yes.
– Yeah. There you go. – Yeah, sounds about right.
– You know what, it’s… We played on 7 famous Strads already. – Yeah, probably 8 already, 9…
– Yeah. I’m sure Menuhin did, he was a great master anyway, so. – True.
– Of course. Yeah, yeah…Khe…yeah. Famous violins. See, that depends. – Highest price by selling price, or actually got bought.
– …sold. – Ahh, yeah.
– Because it didn’t get sold. – Yeah, that’s true.
– Because someone just tried to sell it for 45 million. But that says highest priced, not highest sold. – Ah, I see.
– I [go with] ‘true’. But if this is a trick question… …damn you. – Yeah, I’ll go true.
– Yeah, yeah. True, oh. …but was never sold. What a viola thing to do. I know. You know what, we’re just gonna stand above all the bullying, and just put you all back down. – *snickers*
– *evil chuckle* Whatever that means. *laughs* Viola gang! I mean, 2017 sounds about right. I would believe it, true. I would believe, yeah. I mean, it was 2017, guys. There was a petition for everything. Oh. *sarcastic chuckle* Take my word back. – Joke’s on us.
– Joke’s on us! Joke— I will say, though, violists… …are cool in the sense that they take it well. – Yeah. I mean…
– Any other instrument are like, “Wah wah, don’t you dare make fun of us.” and violas are just like, “We’re chill, man, like…” “Make fun of us all you want,” “’cause we’re gonna come back one day.” Or more like, “Make fun of us all you want,” – “we got a job in the orchestra.”
– Yeah…! *laughs* What’s the definition of vegetable? Like, is…tree… (both) …a vegetable? I think edible, probably. Hah…? You have to eat vegetables. Like, you cannot not eat a vegetable. Nah, I’m just trying to imagine, like, what would you make a violin out of? Like spaghetti strings? Mushrooms? Like, wong bok for the body? *laughs* How would that work? Paste a little, like, corn. – Some, like, asparagus, somewhere.
– Oh, the scroll. I think it’s false. – Same.
– False. I find it hard to believe it’s possible but— This could be a trick. Ohhh!!!! Are you serious? Dude, you play on it and then you eat it, – that sounds kind of unhygienic.
– It’s disgusting, yeah. – It’s been under there, like, sweating…
– *groans* …blowing at it. *groans* See, I would argue that’s not an orchestra. It looks more like a band. 2018, last year. What happened last year? I mean, we went viral last year so… *chuckles* I guess so, but I don’t know if we, like, played a big role in classical, maybe, I don’t know. – That was a joke. I’m totally not claiming it’s us.
– Yeah, yeah… – Yeah.
– It’s not us. I like to think classical music grew faster. Yeah, I don’t know, but I like to think it as well. – Yeah.
– True. – I’m scared of getting disappointed by this.
– I know. Ohhh!!!! Guys, we’re creating a revolution! – Wow!!! Whoa!!!!
– Classical music is growing! – Faster than any other—
– Whoa!!! Whoa!!!! That’s awesome. That’s amazing. Guys, keep it up. Whoa, that’s hard. Like… – Is this a trick question?
– It sounds believable, – but then I can think of other…
– I think it’s a trick…yeah, I think it’s negative. Dude, clas—like, Pachelbel’s Canon. I think it’s true because Pachelbel isn’t a concert work. You wouldn’t hear it… – Oh, it’s a concert work, ah…
– But you already said false. *sneers* – NO!!!
– *laughs* Are you serious???! Whoo, I’m one up! Bernstein’s West Side Story! *gloats* Serious?! Is West Side Story even in the public domain yet? The orchestra should be playing…paying so much royalty. Woohoo I won! But what defines a violin? – Like, claim it’s the first violin.
– Yeah. Okay, true. – Just ’cause I need to make a point back, so.
– Yeah… *chuckles* – I need to take the opposite direction.
– If I can lose, I’m gonna lose, – but I need—
– Yeah, I need to be different. Midori! – Ah, dude, I think I’m just panicking.
– Power… You’re panicking *laughs* No!!! Woo!!! It’s a tuner, guys. – I lost the last game we played as well.
– Yeah, I know. I love… …viola. Amati! – I can still break even if you get both wrong.
– You cool, Amati. Yeah! – Can’t think, go. True.
– True. Damn it. Hahaha I knew that. True. Yeah. I don’t know how it goes. – True.
– False. – I like to think it’s true. Ooh! 9 in 10! – See? Positivity.
– I thought it would be less. Dude, that’s sick. Practice revolution! There’s actually a lot of, like… I do read comments sometimes. A lot of musicians say, “Thank you so much for the videos,” “’cause I’ve started learning instruments.” – Yeah.
– That’s pretty cool. I mean, every time we go to concerts, touring, everyone says that. I think the more people that learn music, the more love and joy there is in the world. – Spread that wholesome positivity, guys.
– Yes, practice revolution! Practice, practice, practice! So, I win, woohoo! Not doing sacrilegious! *groans* What I gotta do? Play a sacrilegious piece. Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!!! Nah, nah, nah, America’s Got Talent. *sensual beatboxing* *laughs* Ohhh, that was, uh… That’s on the story, now. For the Instagram! People are gonna see the story and they’re gonna be, like, ‘Oh, based on the story, I already know who lost.’
– Yeah…! *laughs* Thank you guys so much for watching. Uh, did you play along with us? We hope there’s some quirky facts in here. – I’m actually just very um, like happy, about all those facts.
– Yeah. They’re really cool. I’m really happy. It’s taking a good turn. And I want to keep this going. And with the help of everyone. *blows a kiss*
– So, back when I was dating girls. (cheering) Yeah, come on, it’s obvious. (cheering) So that was one of the reasons
I stopped dating girls. (laughing) So, I’m desperate, like
I’m not your first choice, I’m like your way too
drunk or way too desperate. And I know that. And I’ve come to terms with it. So, I’ve been chatting
with this beautiful woman. So she looked in the pictures though. And then I learned she
was a Photoshop artist. (laughing) However, so we chatted
and I traveled and we met. And I’ve spent all those money
traveling, so yeah, whatever. And we talked. Well, she was do-able. (laughing) But she was really nice. We could’ve talked for hours. But then she invited me to her place. And we go there, we open the door and there’s this giant pitbull. (growling) At me. I’m shit scared at this point. I wanna run back to my mom and I want her to cook
me dinner, and yeah. But as traveled, as given
all those money, so. I walk in and she’s like, oh she has a temper but
she’ll get used to you. And like, I make one step and the pitbull is right next to me. (growling) And I’m like, okay, okay. I peed a little. (laughing) So, at this point, she’s like, no, no, don’t worry, she
hasn’t bit anyone but my ex. I’m like, okay. So I walk in, we drink. And the pitbull is still (growling). But at one point, the pitbull comes to me, smells me and all that,
and starts dry humping me. Well, then she’s like, oh she likes you! And I’m like, oh, it’s a she! Great! Great! So, then I progressed and
I had a bottle of wine. So right now, this girl
is totally do-able. (laughing) And we moved everything to the bedroom and we’re doing what we’re doing. And suddenly, I hear a phone ring and then I hear the footsteps. The dog comes into the bedroom
and spits out her phone. And sits there, and watches awkwardly. So my boner went away totally. And everything stopped from there. And I’m like, okay, I’m gonna
let you finish that call and I’m gonna grab a shower. That was the worst idea that night cause I went to the shower. I got a great shower and processed
everything that happened. Now I’m relaxed and I’m like, I’m gonna get the fuck out of here. So I got my towel. I opened the door. And then see the fucking dog. (growling) I’m butt-naked at that point. It’s like a sausage to that dog. And I’m running around this apartment. It’s totally ridiculous. Got dressed as fast as I could. And I’ve never told this story to anyone. So, feel privileged. (cheering) – One more time for Peter here! (cheering) And to see Peter.
(Subs brought to you by Dom’s Review’s) Mondays and Fridays at 3 p.m. Central *Students talking* *Door creaks open* *Door shuts* What the f*** is this? Good morning class. I am your substitute teacher today We will start today’s lesson with the pop quiz. But. Today’s the first day of school. We literally didn’t learn anything yet What is your name little girl? Uh. Sara. Sara. Why don’t you step outside with me? Aw shit. *Door Slams* *Door creaks open again* *Door shuts* Well, it seems your fellow classmate Sara will not be returning to the school anytime soon time. for a pop quiz. 🙂 First question if x squared plus 14 equals 9. What is X? What? Dude, you realize this is kindergarten right? I don’t even know my ABCs yet How do you expect me to know what an X is? *Laughter* Lol, don’t worry class. I believe in you remember there is no wrong answer in. Mr. Baldi’s class (#BaldisFullOfShit) Uh. Ok, is it a two Wrong answer Wait what what’s going on right now? What’s with the change of tone? And why are you slowly walking towards me? I thought there were no wrong answers in mr Baldi’s class! I f***ing lied you stupid b**** THERE HE IS OFFICERS That’s the guy who kidnapped me and try to steal my job as a teacher!!! Hands in the air where I can see them and don’t move!!! Hello officer. Would you like to take a pop quiz- I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW!!!!>:( What is the square root of a- Get down on you’re down on your knees this is your last warning!!! Wrong answer Stop moving right now!!! I’m serious, man. I will tase you!!! take one more step towards me and you’re going down!!! (Boi really?) Did you really just try to take me down with a ruler? *Baldi getting teased* Well, that was an interesting first day of class If you enjoyed the video hit the subscribe button right now so you don’t miss future videos Every second you take to subscribe causes me to get angrier. b i t c h
(Laghter) Dork! You smell weird! Please, don’t pick on me. Your mom is SO fat she likes cake! Please, don’t pick on me! I’ve heard of four eyes, but one eye? How weird! -(Laughing)
-Its weird! HEY! -Huh?
-Huh? (Dope ass music) UH. Let me tell you about this App Quidd, shit so dope i had to make a RAP VID! They got all your favorite show packs. You can open bunch of free coins so I’m never running out of tokens. I just opened up a pack when it is getting scary. Gotta angry Beth and i bet you that she’s mad at Jerry. So remember if you’re just a kid, give The App Store, I promise you’ll be loving Quidd. Yo for real guys shoutout to Quidd for helping us with this video. They got a bunch of new Game of Thrones packs. Rick and Morty packs, Steven Universe packs. I’m straight a way (Inaudible) from Bob’s Burgers. Jamie’s a weirdo, I don’t even know why i wanted Tammy. But anyway, I love Quidd then more than I love my family. You know, Quidd is so fricken awesome. You can trade and share and collect. Oh, there is Lord Varys, the guy with no balls. Speaking of balls, you can see me jump over this. Oh, that kinda hurt. Anyway, they have Family Guy packs too. Who is Gina? I don’t even know. Oh God, why do we keep that in? Hey guys, these animations would absolutely not possible without our promotions so please make sure you check out Quidd, the mobile app that allows you to collect and share digital stickers and toys with your friends online. And collect and share digital stickers with your friends online. -(Laughter)
-It’s wierd! HEY! Huh? What do you think you’re doing to this poor guy? What are you saying, Dork? What am I saying? I’m saying, you better leave him alone. And let me bully him! Because you guys suck at bullying. Please, don’t pick on me. Heyo, watch this. AAAAAAAAAAAAA -Woah!
-Woah! This, my little goons, is the wedgie. Remember it well, it’s a classic. Teach us more master! This is the voice mockery, you ready? Ahhh, it’s going right up there! Mye, it’s going right up there! See what I did there? Mocking his voice of my own Interpretation of his voice. (Some weird orgasm sound) Okay, take notes. This is a ‘Toilet Flush’. AAA- (Drowning noises) This Is also a classic, seen on many movies, many TV shows. And Cartoons. Plus, it’s quite brutal and very traumatic to the victim. Now, make sure their face does not hit the side of the toilet bowl though, you writing this down? Uhhh, y-yes sir. How do you spell, t-trama? Also, I don’t have a pencil. AHHHH! Use that. God, your such a good boy! Now as i was saying, don’t hold his head down there too long or he might drown and you don’t want him to drown, so you can’t bully him anymore. AT THE SAME TIME MAKING HIM SUFFER AND DIE WOULD BE AMAZING. Uh, do we write this down? JUST THE THOUGHT OF TAKING A LIFE MAKES ME SO- MAKES ME WANT TO START BUSTING OUT SOME MOVES. You okay, dude? Death. DEATH! WAH! UGH! That was really weird and creepy… How do you spell ‘creepy’? God, what have I done?! Hey are you okay?! (Eye monster starts panting) This guy really is the master. Manipulating his victim into a false sense of security! You’re so awesome bro, ya like the opposite of a dork! Krod. You picked on me! I’m trying to help you…! Uh, bruh! Please, don’t pick on me. Hmmm. Hmm. Uh oh. Oh God! Should I still be taking notes? AHHHHHHHHHH! This is crazy, brah! Am I safe? Urghhhh…. Please… don’t pick on me… Don’t worry. I won’t pick on you… But I will pick you up and lob you across the ocean! (Screaming) TALLY HO! NOOOOOoooo….
(Explosion) What is happening to me? Gaining a split personality! My TV ratings are gonna go through the roof! Well hopefully not because that would cost a lot of money to renovate your roof again. That’s okay, I’m currently using your parents as my roof. Moo And this is what I don’t understand, one minute I’m like, “Hey look I’m the Genderless Child, I hate everything and everyone and this is how it is meant to be.” It’s quite depressing actually saying this outloud but- Yeah, i guess it is yeah… Next, I’m Just like, “Arghhh, I want to kill everything and arghh, I want some tacos, I’m hungry.” Mhm… My mind was just flooded with thoughts of tacos and death. Until, it just took over like erm… Ahh, fuck. What of the-, the, the, the- A kettle boiling? Ahhh, my god. What was it, the- Like a Volcano? No, no. The- No. The. -Uhhhh, no, what is it-
-When you leave the tap water on? No. -No?
-Uhhh, Oh yeah, when you fill a bath up and It overflows, Uh-huh, and how did that make you feel? Well, angry… I guess…? And how did that anger make you feel? Pretty angry. Angry, angry or angry? Well I was a bit angry so I’m guessing angry. So not too angry? It was pretty angry. So angry, angry? Angry, angry is a bit of a stretch. Just a bit angry, angry? Angry. So angry, then? Yes, angry! Look I’m not paying you Ten Thousand Grambedies to say angry over and over! Actually you took me hostage. Same thing. Look how do I fix my brain? Have you tried turning It off and on again? Yes. Have you unplugged all the cords and then tried it? Hold on. Nyehh. Didn’t work. Have you tried troubleshooting? I’m gonna troubleSHOOT you in a minute! Ah, ah, ah! You already used a gun child. Well good one. He didn’t know that did he but now he does. Well, does that mean i’m free to go? NO! MOMMY… When you see this painting, what do you think of? A butterfly. Yes, it is a butterfly, but what does it make you feel? Like a twat… wasting my time…! Go back to a key time in your life. Maybe a family or a friend gave some advice and triggered something in your mind. Huh. Oh my God, I’m triggered. (Dramatic voice)
Tell me about it. I always remember this one time. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I’m not gonna lie, i’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a ‘L’ on her forehead. Okay good, then what? Well she said the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, but I fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. To be honest, your brain gets smart, but your head does get a bit dumb. But there is so much to do and so much to see, so what is wrong with taking the back streets? Are you quoting All Star? Indeed. Now you know how it feels wasting People’s TIME! I’m sensing a lot of hostility. You think? Cause i- AGH, o-OH NO ITS STARTING AGAIN. What’s happening? THE THINGS HAPPENING WITH THE DEATH AND-OH MY GOD I WANT SOME TACOS SO BAD! TACOS! DEATH! There gotta be a correlation here! (Screeches) Oh man, oh god! This is some scary stuff man! Oh god. (Inaudible) Stay away from me! Ahhh… That was kind of fun but also terrifying. We may not have found the cause of your trauma yet. But It seems eating food will calm you down. Well, but… but that’s usually what calms me down anyway. Hey fuck you! I’m just trying to help you man! Rude. Now can you leave, please? I got more clients waiting outside. So basically, my mind a mess, but if I eat food I’ll calm down? Uh-huh. Oh, hi! I have DADDY issues. I’m normal, I’m normal. I’m not crazy, TACOS TRIGGERED DEATH! What, have I got some spinach on my face? DON’T LOOK AT ME! -Ain’t that the guy in the poster?
-Let’s go rock him up! (Rocks start laughing) Good one Steve. i’m not crazy, I’m not crazy. Then again, I am staring at a strange, scaly, humanoid, fish holding a spear, oh wait, that’s normal. NYAHHH! I’m here to assist you, nyahhh. You know every time you say nyah, a puppy dies. Oh. NYAHHH! x5 I hate puppies. That’s really fucked up. So my brain is going through some issues right now, and i’m kind of scared i’ll lose control and do something stupid. Nyah? Haha! Fetch Sparky! Sparky…? I vow to do anything you want me too, NYAH! And with you by my side, we’ll be unstoppable. Let’s walk towards the camera, all badass like. (Badass Music) (Ice-cream Music) Hey look! Ice-cream! Ice-cream… (Farts) Ice-cream… (Farts)
Geez, you ready let yourself go. Hey you, the giraffe and the blob! How dare you body shame!? Fat. (TRIGGERED!!!) I’m gonna give you five seconds to come down here, or I’m gonna come up there and I’m gonna rock your socks. (Rocks laugh) Another good one Steve. Okay, I’m coming down peacefully! Thanks for this. Nyah? Oh, what the flumpity dinkities?! It’s time for me to ROCK YOUR WORLD! -Steve, he stole your joke!
-I know, the little shit. NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Rock 1: Oh god, x3
Rock 2: oh man, x2 Best bodyguard ever! NYAHHHH! Thanks for the birthday presents, family! Of course son. We love you son. We’ve got one small surprise for you though son. Your father thought that you were ready for the responsibility. Oh my god, a puppy! This is Rufus, he’s your best friend now. Take good care of him son. Dad, he’s not moving. No… Dad? -Oh my God. I don’t believe this.
-No. Oh, Rufus. It’s that Undyne again!….THAT DAMN FISH! Curse you Undyne! Uuumm, I’m hungry! Yes, I know stomach, believe me. Am I really doing this right now? This is the last place i want to be. I’m so hungry! I know stomach! (inaudible) Shut u- Oof. That was stupid.
(Punches himself) Shut u- Oof. That was stupid.
(Coughs) Well, here we go. Hey child! How you doing? Come on in, here is a bite! Eat it! (inaudible) (Sniffs her ass) Mmm… Thats stuff right there. Is this real life? (Snail noises) Oh hi Snail McSnailington. (Snail noises) I’ll never get over that. (Snail noises) Uh oh… Barry no, what are you doing!?! Woah woah, can you keep your husband under control please!?! Well your not married, this is 2017. Well I guess you leave me with no choice then Barry, taste my pain you slag! NOOOooo…. Owww, my tit! Move! No, I won’t let you kill Barry! On a scale of 1 to snail, he is a very good snail! (Snail noises) I guess we have to kill you child. What? Worst ally ever. Then we take those dollars, convert them into grambadies, even though our note exchange rate is pretty bad. But it’s alright, run like the snail Barry! We’re gonna get you child! In approximately ten minutes from now. (Cocks gun)
No. (Pulls out Umbrella)
NO. Ok screw this, activate rocket thrusters! Okay, that is one crafty snail. Yes laaad!!!! Sans? Sans, more likes Snans. It’s combination of snail and Sans. I’m your snail now child! Get on my lovely back. Hold on mate, it’s gotta be authentic. (Vomits) Smash, smash. Seriously, is this real life? Get him, my love! Evasive Maneuvers! -Uah!
-AHHHHHHHH, you could have just went out the door. Tell you what mate, being a snail is sick. (Snail sounds) Uah. We need a weapon! Nyahhhhhhh!!! (Catches spear)
Go forth child! Destroy the betrayers! -Why pass me the spear?
-Nyah? (Snail ‘what’?) You could just throw the spear at Torriel’s face! Oh yeah. Heh, I guess that’s why I failed math. I’m sorry child… but I will not betray my love! Mate, lets do this, remember what you are fighting for! ‘Lad…’ I’ll never forget, FOR LAD! CHARRRGEEEEEE! CHARRRGEEEEEE!
(Turns into screaming) Smaaaaash. Barry…? You betrayed me Torriel, you chose the snail life and look where i got you. I don’t regret it. If I could, I would do it all over again. Farewell you strange, somewhat, attractive, goat thing. I will get revenge. You hear me? I will have my reven-! (Screaming) Was that cool walk away long enough you think or? Maybe two more seconds. Okay. PERFECT. YOHOYOHO, It’s the snail life for me! Oh shit… Okay, I really should have seen that one coming? (Laughter) Ey, If you guys haven’t watched that video yet go watch It ”If The Hello Neighbor Was ”Realistic” Make sure you leave a like on this video. And if you haven’t subscribed yet, subscribe right now and we’ll see you guys next week.