If Undertale was Realistic 2

If Undertale was Realistic 2

March 26, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

If Undertale was Realistic 2

Frisk: Ughh… I shouldn’t have drank that much at the bar…. Frisk: I need to piss AGAIN. Frisk: Ugh, here we go. Frisk: Ahhh… Undyne: Is that noise… …A HUMAN?! Frisk: Ahhhhh… Frisk: This piss is so long,it’s like a Neverending Story. *Ice Cream Truck Music* *GASP* Undyne: THE ICE CREAM VAN IS HERE! Undyne: Ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream… Frisk: Ahh, there we go… *Weird Breathing* Frisk: Were you watching me the whole time ? Monster kid: …Yes… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Frisk: …Excellent news. *slurp* Undyne: …ice cream… Undyne: …ice crea- SHIT! Undyne: NYAAH! Frisk: …Oh? Undyne: DAMMIT! Frisk: Uh, excuse me! Frisk: I think you dropped your little spear… thing? Undyne: Yeah, uhh… Frisk: It’s okay, I’ll- I’ll throw it back, don’t worry! Undyne: That’s not a good idea, I- Undyne: I don’t think… Frisk: …Oh! Oh… Frisk: I’m gonna assume you’re mad? Frisk: Ahh! (Epic Chase music) Undyne: Got you now you little freak! (Heavy breathing noises) Undyne: Well he’s gotta be around here somewhere.. (Ice Cream truck music)

Undyne: Dammit! MY WEAKNESS!!! Undyne: Ice cream ice cream ice cream! (Heavy breathing) Frisk: Why are you following me, man?!?! MK: Isn’t Undyne so cool? Frisk: I guess for a fish she’s alright. How did she even get down here? Frisk: Did she die and someone flushed her down the toilet? MK: Possibly. That’s how I got here… Frisk: Of course it is. Frisk: So what does that make you; a toilet baby? MK: I hope so… Frisk: So where’s the exit to this place? MK: Just follow me. By the way it’s gonna start raining for no reason in a second- Oh. right on cue MK: Here’s an umbrella Frisk: Cool. MK: Do you want pink or blue? Frisk: What does it matter? MK: I can’t tell if you’re a girl or a boy Frisk: I don’t have a gender stop opressing me!! MK: FINE I’ll take pink. I’m comfortable with my sexuality. Frisk: What does that even mean? What do you find attractive bananas or something? MK: Apples. Frisk: Ugh, silly me, OF COURSE that makes sense. Frisk: Goddamn it. (Rain fall sounds and footsteps) Frisk: You’re supposed to open the umbrella by the way. MK: Oh, I knew I forgot something! *Sigh* MK: The only way is up there, so to get up you have to jump on my head. Frisk: Or we can
A, get a ladder,
B, I climb
C, I could probably jump up there to be honest. MK: No! you gotta jump on my head. Frisk: You seem pretty adamant about this head jumping thing. MK: It’s the only way! Frisk: Alright, fine. Frisk: Ugh! MK: Ohhhh yeah… Frisk: Ewwwww! MK: Safe travels! Undyne: NGYYYAAHH!! Undyne: I got you now!! NGYYYAAAHHHH!!!! Frisk: What is that? Undyne: Huh? Frisk: The NGYYAAHHH!!! Thing. Undyne: Oh, that’s my catchphrase. Frisk: I mean, to me it sounds like a cat being stepped on but, To each their own. ………….. Frisk: I should probably run away now, right? Frisk: Ahh!! (Footsteps) Undyne: NGGYAAHH!! Undyne: You’re mine!
NGYAH! Frisk: Did you just cut the floor in half?!!?! Undyne: Yes! Frisk: Okay i’m not gonna lie that’s really dumb considering Frisk: Frisk: I’m at a dead end and you can easily capture me no problem at all Frisk: but now you sliced the floor in half and i’m gonna fall so, Frisk: Oh screw it. Frisk: AHHHHHH!!!!! Undyne: Ugh I guess that was kind of stupid… Frisk: Ahh.. Looks like I’m okay… Frisk: Nevermind. Frisk: Okay, here we go, HERE WE GO, URG, URGGGG UURRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! *Pop*
……..Oh. Frisk: Lovin’ life. Frisk: Now where am I, the garbage disposal? Frisk: At least I found dinner. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM ………… Frisk: You’re so gonna come to life aren’t you you’re just gonna- Mad Dummy: Raggghhh!!!! I called it! I called it. Raaggh!!!
I’m spooky ghost that lives inside a dummy!!!! Woooaaahhhhhhhhh I’m going to kill you!!!! Why. Cause I’m an angry ghost thing!!!!! But why are you so angry? You wouldn’t care….. To be fair, I probably wouldn’t Why don’t men find me attractive??!!?!?! I don’t know maybe just don’t possess a dummy?? ‘Cause I only have one possession left! Oh! I know a loophole for that. Try possessing this thing. Why? Just trust me this is gonna solve all your problems. Okay!! Rreeeuaaaaahhhhh! Hah! you just possessed a really heavy box. And now you can’t move and you’re gonna be trapped there forever. Have a wonderful life. Yoooouuu duuuuukeed meeee!!!! *A series of da’s, dop’s, deeps, and other stuff* S-H-O-P Shop! Better have chicken strips in there I swear. Hmm. So do you own this store or…? *turtle stares intensly* …yeah? How do I pay? ‘Cause you can’t really.. *Munching sounds* Aw yes! Another store! Hoi! Welcome to the Tem Shop! What’s the best item you’ve got? We… uh… have… these things! Hoi! Why are you talking like an absolute Mongotron? ‘Cuz our Hoi fanbase and weaboos will like it! Interesting.. How much do they cost by the way? Per hour that is. (Rip, Old Temmie song. 2016-2017).*Rubber duck noises* [Big Tem] Oh uh.. that depends sir, you can pay per song..or.. Ah okay. We go about doing it a lot of different ways you see. Gotcha. How much is that thing again? Is… er… wan million mone fings. One million!? That’s a rip-off! I.. er has go college. For what, speech therapy? Whatever, I’m going. Ugh, customer’s gone guys take five. Oh! Nevermind! Actually, you know what? I’ll take it. Hoi! Good choi- HHHHAAAAAGHHCCCCCCCCC And I’ll take you guys as well. (Temmies n Big Tem joined your party) NYAAAAAAAAAAGH!(Undyne nyaghhhhed big Tem n temmies. They died). (Great cgi scene)YOU JUST KILLED MY LITTLE TROOP THING! We were going to play at weddings and everything! When I get your soul, we can finally go to the surface. What’s so good about the surface anyway? We don’t have any McDonalds down here 🙁 To be fair, I can relate to that. SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Undyne went super powered. I’m gonna stab you and stuff! So now have y- *Perfect rendition* Bada bo ba dababa ..What are you doing? ..What is that? da da dananananana That’s my theme song. Well if that’s the case, then why did you kill my little troop thing!? They could have sang that for you! ..Oh right… See what I’m saying about you thinking things through? I know.. You’ve got to work on that. I know… You’ve really got to work on it. HEEEEY!!! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!! *Perfect rendition continues* awesome theme plays You alright mate? How’s it going? YES lad! Down it, down it! Bye buddy! How’s it going Undyne? Fuck off! How rude. …It’s too hot… ..Ehhh this armor.. Hah! Like fish in a barrel! Actually, hold on one second.. Perfect! ..Need….. water…! Sorry what? I- I can’t hear you. …….NEED…… WATER….! Sorry I can’t hear you, what are you- what are you trying to convey to me? I NEED WATERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! You want to apologize for even trying to kill me! WAAAATERRRR!!!!!! What’s the problem with you guys down here? You’re always trying to kill me! You have a go at me if I attack you back, but YOU’RE the ones trying to kill ME! Ugh, whatever. Here, here’s your precious water. AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!! THIS IS BOILING WATER!!! You didn’t specify what kind of water you wanted! AAAAAUGGGH IT’S EATING MY FAAAAAACE!! Yeah, crawl back to your fish tank, go on! Crawl away! So ungrateful.. Uhhh… Okay, let’s weigh my options here. There COULD be food in there, but I could potentially die. But if I don’t go in I probably might have a better chance of living… but at the same time… …Aw shit not again! ..It’s worth the risk. Hello? Anybod- what the..? Oh my god… Am I on the Truman Show!? No, this this Big Brother season ten. And what are you supposed to be? The dinosaur version of Lisa Simpson? My name is Alphys and I- I’m a scientist of Asgore-ah-as-ah-uh-mmm Asgore? Oh! You know, Asgore! He’s the villian? You know he must take your soul so he takes you up to the surface and then he goes and gets some KFC? I could really do for KFC right now to be honest. I make robots. Hiii, I’m the robot. He’s a robot. I’m gonna ask you some questions, and if you don’t answer them correctly, you’ll die. That went from a two to a ten really quickly. What is my favorite color? Uhh…. Ahh.. Isn’t the sky so blue? Uh, yeah sure. Oh, and I also love how blue the ocean is. I do like a bit of ocean in the morning, why not? I love how the Nazis had blonde hair and BLUUUUE… …eyes. To be fair, they were masters of fashion. Answer my question or you’ll die! I’m not sure Mr. Robot Friend. ..Mettaton. Megatron. There’s just so many wonderful colors, you know? You should learn to appreciate them all. I have a pair of shoes that are BLUUUUUEEEE. ALPHYS! I KNOW IT’S BLUE! STOP! Is the correct answer blue? The correct answer is magnolia. GOOD JOB ALPHYS. I need to go find a knife or something to kill you with, so I’ll BRB. La la la la la la la la la …I like the blue block in Tetris. Get out of my life. *Phone rings* What the- Hello? Hello? How did you- I didn’t even have a phone! Yeah….. I slipped one into your pocket while you weren’t looking. *snort* Don’t call me again. Jesus. *Phone Beeping* Oh my god. Hello? CAN YOU STOP TAGGING ME ON TWITTER PLEASE? Sorry. *Phone beeping intensifies* Oh my Je- Hello? THAT ALSO INCLUDES TEXT MESSAGING, FACEBOOK, TUMBLR, MONSTAGRAM, STEAM, AND STOP COMMENTING ON MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT I UPLOADED FOUR YEARS AGO, SAYING THAT I LOOK CUTE IN DENIM! Sorry. *Inhale and exhale* That’s it. Well hey there that was so weird I was just texting you, did you get my event invite? *rekt* ..Yeah. The event’s been cancelled. *Beep* HOW!? Hey guys thanks for watching, we’re gonna do a question and answer session here soon, if you have any questions for Smashbits Animations, Our team, or our If Undertale was Realistic series, ask those questions in the description below, and I will answer your questions directly here very soon. We’re gonna be uploading these episode of If Undertale was Realistic every 2-3 days, until we release the unreleased episodes, so stay tuned!

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  1. SmashBitsTeam

    Next Episode 3 HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6e43Zchmuo&index=3&list=PLqOwVCSNEquyXmAEJB4hRJXecyoN-bHXX

  2. Seiyuōkami Himura

    I really wish i could buy this on dvd. Please release this on dvd!

  3. Seiyuōkami Himura

    I really wish i could buy this on dvd. Please release this on dvd!

  4. True Robloxian

    The robot sounds like Petra from Minecraft stupid mode

  5. cheezy time nevi fun

    the voice of frisk sounded like dantdm

  6. Alicia Magee


  7. Sans the skeleton

    Watch it with subtitles lol

  8. Nathaniel Nushaj

    I like the tf2 references

  9. Santiago Ruiz

    Eggs-lent N-ews

  10. A Weirdo

    "S-H-O-P shop!"

    "Better have chicken strips in there, I swear."

  11. Makara 9898

    Undyne: is that a noise A hUmAN

    Me: it’s a giraffe

  12. angel lapasa

    The only thing not realistic about this series is that the giraffe drank boiling water.

  13. Fluffy Bears

    Who is watching this in 2020

  14. Flaming Shadow

    Frisk: Did she die and someone flushed her down the toilet?
    Dino Kid: Possibly, that's how I got here.
    Frisk: Of course it is. So what does that make you? A toilet baby?
    Dino Kid: I hope so.

    Me: B O I

  15. Flaming Shadow

    8:18 My mom when I don't respond within one minute

  16. Moltenfreddy 339

    4:39 this part makes me laugh 😂

  17. Lupus Noodle Potz


  18. Matthew White

    Actually ynw I'll take it Hoi good choice dad's and I'll take u guys as well

  19. ChickBoy

    Description says "he reacts in the most realistic way possible"

  20. 3rr0r sans

    wait…I got confused when alphys said "oh isn't the sky so blue"….they live in the underground…HOW DO THEY SEE THE SKY

  21. T master 2006

    Why is the audio so different? It’s definitely not the same… 🤔

  22. 6afty bot


  23. Cole Huckins

    The events been canceled. beep HOW!

  24. Jorji Costava

    Am I right lads or am I right lads?

  25. Flare Glow

    Scrafty/Scraggy from Pokemon is monster kid… Just noticed…..!

  26. Jacob Gamer

    wow you used a scragy pokemon model for monster kid

  27. UtsargGames

    Sans: you right mate?

    Frisk: s h i t yeah

  28. 6ix 9ine


  29. Stwaberry Waffles

    Child:Hope they have chicken strips
    Previous episode
    Child:I am VEGAN

  30. italex

    Damn. You are thick son. Just play the final boss and watch the little deformed Lisa Simpson dude.

  31. Singleplayer

    3:42 me when I walk by BBQ

  32. Nicholas Huynh

    Why is monster kid scraggy from Pokémon

  33. lunaticcultist123 cultist

    Undyne:fuck off

    Sans: how rude

  34. Bloop 284

    Why is monster kid a pokemon, WITH ARMS?

  35. Evan lewis

    You drink are on a genocide…..in my eyes

  36. BlueCreeper

    3:44 what is this music?

  37. DatBoiSans

    Mr mettagoon

  38. HelpfulApple

    1:42 noice

  39. NoahW Myers

    metaton sounds like linda from bobs burgers

  40. Kindall Lowder

    You know… he kinda looked cute in denims…

  41. Lucia Pedroza

    Y O U H A V E T O J U M P O N M Y H E A D

  42. Lucia Pedroza

    I M A N A N G R Y G H O S T

  43. GastahhxX


  44. I'm a Pizza

    6:43 That's worth the Frisk.

  45. Sans gaming

    I'm like undyne when I get some ice cream. 😏😑😆😂😸

  46. Sans gaming

    I will never eat fish again, cuz I'm not a cannible, I don't want bad breath, and I would realize "shit its Undyne " and imagine gay alphys trying to kill you for eating a fish that looks like undyne. What to do when u r chased: 😨RUN. And do default dance sans . also be genderless and piss behind the trees even though you are gender less and Have no penis

  47. Anne Devol

    Anyone else noticing TF2 items around?

  48. Joe Mama


  49. SANS

    I swear to God I actually cried when he killed Tem!😭4:40

  50. Destiny Buck

    It hurts to watch this knowing the original had Undertale music/sound and it sounded SO much better.

  51. Emma Lyke

    Me: Hey, Frisk's love interest, what's your sexuality?
    Frisk's love interest: its complicated

  52. Lynne Barr

    Undyne's weakness is the ice cream van

  53. TeMmIe


  54. Liya Moås

    Am I the only one who finds Sans's accent hilarious

  55. The Flawed Emerald

    " I didn't even have a phone!" ep 1, when papyrus tries attacking frisk: *checks phone.*.

  56. Camila Rivas

    Earlier: I'm a genderless child and I'm vegan, it's all you need to know.
    Now: Ooh, a shop. They better have chicken strips in there.


  57. squ33ky boi


  58. Blake Mills

    I like how the nazis have blond hair and BLUE eyes und I like the blue block in tetris

  59. Scorbunny Milkzzz

    Not one living human or monster soul:


  60. TheSneakySpy09

    3:50 is that demoman’s grenade launcher on the wall?

  61. Fefecrv Cdcd

    Ngl undyne is kinda t h i c c

  62. YouAin'tMaxinq

    Comment For Undertale Daters:
    Sans Has No Lips

  63. somayeh mirali kakhki

    S C R A G G Y



  65. Determined player

    Mk looks like freakin scraggly from pokemon!!!

  66. Shaan Bhog

    anyone know the song at 5:27?

  67. No arrow Saber

    I love Temmie :’(

  68. Melody Moo moo

    I stole all the chimken

  69. Hoot YT

    Alphys: “I like the blue block in Tetris”
    Genderless child “get out of my life”

  70. Intelligent Vegetable

    nooooo what happened to the tem banddd!!! they sqeak now not bop!

  71. Theoddkidout Main Channel


  72. 0982_ 4357

    Metatron sounds like petra

  73. Galaxy Boi

    MCdonlds worker:we sell fish sticks oo another fish

  74. Mariah davila

    Monster kid is a pokemon

  75. Anthony Johnson

    Monster Kid: I cant really tell if your a girl or a boy.
    Frisk: (Is visibly a girl.)

  76. DaBeastGaming

    wtf is scraggy doin watchin a genderless child piss

  77. what are the odds YT

    4:41 isnt the medics crusaders crossbow supposed to heal temmie

  78. Melody Moo moo


  79. Dean Vasiu

    Half life

  80. BananaBoi

    Temmie: gets killed

    Weaboos: visible rage

  81. Ema David

    what the what

  82. Ema David

    wow a lot of work well done

  83. Ema David


  84. Rhonda Fenner


  85. Endiegamer Vanilla


  86. Angelica Revilla

    2:27 no alphys is a barney CHARActer you know

  87. Flami uhhh lol?

    Scraggy out Pokémon?!

  88. Benjamin Salt

    My weakness no McDonald's

  89. Gebriel Abu Awad

    0:20 Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream

  90. Thecomiczmaster Artist / animater


  91. Ramin Noodles

    What in the hell has happened to all the sounds

  92. Jannette Vazquez

    sans:hows it going undyne

    undyne:Fuck off!

    sans:how rude

  93. Wzyy

    You look cute

  94. Thecomiczmaster Artist / animater


  95. Umasankar Devineni


  96. Ivy Does Something

    "And my YouTube posts 4 years ago of me saying I look cute in denim!"

  97. YOUTUBER noice

    Make more please

  98. Estevanthe2nd

    I like that bob have temmie’s who sound like a squeaky toy so cute

  99. Pyro Hùng

    why is monster kid a scraggy?

    and temmie is selling the one thing tf2 trader`s desire

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