If Legend of Zelda was Realistic (Animation)

If Legend of Zelda was Realistic (Animation)

*Rain and Thunder* *Rain and Thunder*
[Horse Sounds] *Rain and Thunder* *Camera Snaps* (OH NO, IT’S GAMBALDORK) (AND HIS HORSE) *Evil Horse is Evil* *ooooooooooooooo* Deku Tree: And thus begins the tale of an ever growing evil. And a young boy without a fairy. Navi: God, you still talk to yourself like that? Deku Tree: Oh there you are! I need you to go find me a boy! Navi: You’re summoning a boy this time? Navi: Yeah ok No. Nononono no-no. I am going to draw the line here. Deku Tree: No! No! It’s-It’s not for… I can… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (but still, he is still ten) Deku Tree: I can see why you’d think that. But No! This is for the prophecy! Deku Tree: The boy I need is the one without a fairy. Navi: You and these “Fucking Prophecies” Navi (acting): Bring me a chick without legs, a girl without hair, Navi: And now you’re asking for a boy without a fairy?! Deku Tree: Th-Those first two were actually part of the same prophecy! (Uh… What prophecy?) Deku Tree: Besides, I said it wasn’t one of those things this time. Navi: It’s just the way you said it… More ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (WHY?!?!?!) Deku Tree: How’d I say it..? Navi: You said it kind of pedo-y… Deku Tree: WHAT?! No I didn’t! Navi: Yeah you did! *Both Laugh* Deku Tree: Did it really come off that way? Navi: Kind of sounded like you wanted jailbait. Deku Tree: Whew! Glad we got that cleared up. Deku Tree: Anyway Navi! *game face* This is for the prophecy! Navi: THE prophecy? Do… you really think it’s finally time? Deku Tree: Yes! And I’m assigning you to summon him and travel with him on this journey. Navi: Why me? Deku Tree: You’re the most seasoned soldier in the forest! You’re experienced! Deku Tree: A-and… You’ve got to admit… You’ve been around… Navi: What are you getting at? Deku Tree: I’m not getting at anything! I’m just saying you know your way around Hyrule… (quietly) AND YOU’RE A WHORE Deku Tree: God your so defensive! Navi: (oooh NAvi GOT ROASTED)Best offense is a good defense, sir! Deku Tree: And the best defense is go-find-the-fucking-boy-and-quit-wasting-time! (More dissing) Navi: Geez don’t get your bark panties in a bunch. Deku Tree: I don’t wear panties! Deku Tree: Why dont you… Um… Get your panties out of a pinch! Deku Tree: Yeah that’s what I thought! Deku Tree: We really gotta plant some bitches around here… *Snore*
Link (Mumbling): No Black Rider *snore*
I don’t wanna ride your hors- *Ringing Noise* Navi: OK wake up kid! Navi: Freaking GOD! You little shit! Ow! My Berries! Navi: Your berries? I’m ten, what the hell should I call them? How did you get in here? Navi: I’m very small. I’ve been trained to infiltrate the hardest to reach places… Navi: You have a Tarzan loincloth for a door? (Really? Wtf. No. Seriously. That…IS garbage.) Wh-who are you? Navi: It-it doesn’t matter. I’m just here to summon you to the Great Deku Tree. Aren’t you a little old to be a fairy? Navi: F*** you, you little shit! No wonder you don’t have a fairy! Link: The names Link actually. Navi: Haha! Link? Your parents must’ve hated you!!! Link: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M AN ORPHAN?! *Cries* (lol) Link: And everyone in this town hates me… Navi: Oh um Ok uh…(That’s cold, Yo.) Navi: Well like I said the Great Deku Tree has summoned you! Navi: That’s cool huh? Link: Why would the great *sniffle* Deku Tree *sniffle* Link: Want a stupid orphan? Navi: Well he’s very uh… explorative? Navi: Uh, we do try to put limits on what’s appropriate and not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Navi: But after the whole…weeping willow Navi: debacle, we just let him do his own thing now- Link: *weeping* I don’t understand! Link: *CRYING INTENSIFIES* Navi: Actually, let me back up… Navi: I don’t know… Why he wants you, I mean… Dude is obsessed with some prophecy… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You’re a good kid! You’re gonna save the world! Link: Probably just still dreaming… *PUNCH* OUCH! My deku nuts…! *music to listen to while this short becomes even more crazy* Navi: so… we’ll probably have to equip you with some sort of weaponry before we head over to the big guy… Link: What did you have in mind…? Navi: Uh we definitely need a better sword, You need one…. *Cutting grass intensifies* A bow with arrows, FLAMING arrows, and bombs. Lots and lots of bombs. Like, An assload. Link: What about this? *Mighty stick rises* Navi: A stick? I guess that’s a good start but… Link: Wait No! This’ll stop them! *Awesome Nuts heheheheheheh* Navi: Sorry about punching you earlier. Link: Don’t sweat it! Navi: It’s kind of out of character for me. I’m not prone to beating up kids. Random Jerry: There’s that loser without a fairy! *Child Screams*
Navi: Not Putting Up with your shit today Jerry! Uh, sorry what was I saying? Link: You don’t beat up kids? Navi: Right uh…I’m not prone to beating up kids. I’m actually a relatively peaceful fairy. Do you think that you can fit a cannon in your arsenal? *too focused* Navi: How much longer will we be cutting grass? Link: Until I have enough Rupees to buy that shield at the store. Haven’t you’ve been paying attention?
Navi: You’re seriously gonna spend 40 Rupees for that piece of shit deku shield? Dude, I’ll get you a much better shield that won’t take- Link: Look if you got an issue with this, maybe go wait over there with the bridge or something and do fairy things Navi: You know what? I just might! I just might do the shit out of fairy things! I’ll just go over there and float over yander and- *still too focused* Navi: I’m gonna get drunk. *Still too focused… Wait what?* *WHO IS SHEEEEEE* *giggles* *Link has a crussssssh* Nilo: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr.NoFairy! Link: Ha! That’s where you’re wrong Nilo! Because I have a fairy! Her name is Navi and she’s right over there at that bridge! *Ominous music* Creepy Guy: licorice nipples…(RUN LINK RUN) Link: Uh, Navi? *Cracks Knuckles* *Link screaming in agonizing pain while playing with his “nice” friends.* Navi: Oh, what happened to you? Link: My friends played beat the orphan. Navi: Did they win? Link: I have enough money to buy that shield now… Navi: You know your gonna have to- need to learn to protect yourself kid.
(Seriously, you have a sword man, use it) Navi: There are worse things out there than grass *Link Collapses and whimpers* Link: wait till I get meds ;-; Deku Tree: Ah yes. The boy without a fairy returns with one. As the prophecy has foretold. *Navi Moans a bit too sexually* The servants of evil gained strength and our land is in danger, The prophecy has told- Navi: Holy tits, just get on with it Deku! Deku Tree: Navi, are you drunk? Navi: I never found my vagina. (Ok wtf at this point.) Link: Great Deku, why did you summon me? Deku Tree: Link, i have been cursed by a rider in black. Link: I saw a rider in black in my nightmare! Deku Tree: No shit, i wonder if that’s the same guy? *Navi talking while yawning*
Navi: Too hot out here, can we turn the sun off for a few minutes? Deku Tree: Link, dath thou hath the courage to take this quest and gain the wisdom to break the curse? Yes or No? Link: uh… What if i said no? Deku Tree: Wh-what? Why would you say no? Link: Okay so yeah i’m an orphan and everyone hates me, sure. But I’m actually kinda comfortable here One. Money is definitely not an issue, I can just cut grass and bushes for rupees Two. I’ve been working this girl Saria and I think I actually have a chance with her I can save up some money, buy a little place Navi: Man you really want her
*whispers* get her pregnant~ Link: Navi you’re…kinda making me uncomfortable. *whispers*
Navi: With your Pee pee!! Link: You can stop now. Deku Tree: Link, you don’t want to settle with the first person that shows interest , trust me. Many years ago, when I was just a stick in the mud,I fell for a gorgeous green plant, Love at first sight. *YEAH NOPE* (OH HELL NAH) Link: What happened?
Deku Tree: It was poison ivy, got all over my trunk. It was awful, just Fucking awful. And because i didn’t really have any branches long enough to… scratch it. I…I had to bed a stray dog to-
bite and lick me. Link: OK I’LL DO IT, JEEZ! Deku Tree: Great! *CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK* Deku Tree: Link, Navi, Go find and destroy this curse.
Come inside of me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Navi Chuckles and soon Deku joins* Link: What? Whats so funny? Navi: Nothing….Just pretend he’s Saria~ Link: LALALALALA NOT LISTENING! *Link continues to block out noises*
Navi: Wait ride me *Link continues to block out noises* *Link continues to block out noises*
Deku Tree: And so Link accepted the quest and thus began his journey towards fulfilling- Navi: Stop doing that Deku. *Deku Tree Whispers*
the prophecy~ *Spider joins the battle!* Link: Oh GAWD A SPIDER! Navi: Do you have to do that everytime? [Blurts Information] Link: Ahh there’s another spider! Are we lost? I’m still kinda freaked out we might be in a tree’s asshole. There’s nothing above us *Link screams like a bitch* Navi: Son of a Bitch not again.
*Link screams like a bitch* Six times now! Six times now! Six!!! Link: Thanks for the warning. Again… *pants* So very kind you are. Navi: Hey listen I’m not your bitch. And guess what its just temporary. Link: I can’t believe that everything I kill always comes back when I pass through again! That’s retarded! *Sword swish* Follow me I found the room we haven’t been in yet. Link screams like a bitch again Navi: Ohh for the love of Nayru. Is that the room? Link: Yeah I think. Navi: Well let’s go and see *Door opens* Yeah I don’t think…. What are you doing we’re in a tree you idiot are you trying to get us all killed *link screams* Link: Why would they put torches in a wood tree man of wood Do you know that wood burns *Bitch link scream #4* Ahh my ballsack… Navi:Link take a look at your right hand please Link: What do I? all I have is a shield… OHh. Deku Scrub: Ahh.. Master I’m so sorry. Please forgive me I can make it up to you I promise Link: How? Deku scrub: You’re going to run into my three older brothers In the next room I can tell you how to defeat them if you like. Yeah? Link: Uhh… Deku Scrub: Or no? Link: UHHHH? Deku Scrub: Or yes link: UhHHhh… Navi: Say yes idiot *Battle music* Older Scrub #3: huhooww… guw Older Scrub #2: How did you know how to defeat us? Link: Your brother told me. Older Scrub #1: ohh gengety! Older Scrub #3: Told you we should never have told him that secret. Older Scrub #2: well fine if that’s how its gonna be now then we’ll just tell ya how to defeat Queen Gohma. Older Scrub #2: well fine if that’s how its gonna be now then we’ll just tell ya how to defeat Queen Gohma.
Navi: Wait seriously Older Scrub #2: well fine if that’s how its gonna be now then we’ll just tell ya how to defeat Queen Gohma.
Link: Wait who’s Queen Gohma? Older Scrub #3: She’s the huge spider that rules over Older Scrub #3:All of this tree, duh. Older Scrub #2: What a Bitch- Wait actually that you would be doing us a favor. Older Scrub #1:Okay Kid, Did you find any Deku Nuts? Link (Proudly): I did. *Poorly Made Remix of the Boss Theme* Older Scrub #1: After that, you can strike her with your sword. (oooooooo get rekt son) (oooooooo get rekt son x2) Older Scrub #2: This is where it get’s a litttle bit tricky. Link: How so? Older Scrub #2: You have to kill her babies. *Ear rape phase 2 begins* LOOK OUT!
Link: Alright I did it! Link: Uh… Link: Uh… What’s That? Link: Uh… What’s That?
Navi: I Don’t know… Navi: I Don’t know…
Link: Should we take it? Link: ehhhh probably shoudn’t. Navi: Ya don’t want to mess with shit
You don’t understand. OOH GOD- A SPIDER Hi I subtitled a lot of this- my name is Kyle Lee just wanted to say a personal hello during the transition. And there you have it-
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  2. Clement Poon

    If Nintendo ead is not serious

  3. Garmagic2yFhenrakh9

    6:37 Damn it, Astolfo! What did you do?!

  4. Spooky Lord

    Hey,look,listen mother fuckerz

  5. Gacha Ultimate kars


  6. Matthew Teachout

    "Hero come inside of me"
    Everyone but link laughs

  7. Støry Fełł Chara

    Cool video



  9. Владимир Петренко

    I really want part where adult link revisiting kokiri forest)

  10. MGAMER

    do one called "if Twilight princess was realistic"

  11. Kandy Data

    I wanna hug Link now

  12. jj playz

    Why is his name after a character in my hero academia

  13. Megan Chandler

    when the game smokes too many deku sticks

  14. Sir Watermelon

    This could’ve been a good series

  15. Danny's Game Zone

    Stop doing that deku!😄😄😄😄

  16. Mohammad Ahmad

    This video actually introduced me to the zelda series

  17. Dark Link


    Navi: How much longer will uh we be cutting grass

    Link: Until I have enough Rupees to buy that shield at the store haven't you've been paying attention

    Navi: You're seriously gonna spend 40 Rupees for that piece of shit Deku shield

    Link be like: The fuck did you just say about my shield kills Navi with Master Sword

  18. Amani Thurman

    Heckin God 😆😋😝😜

  19. unknownkid 3838


  20. Hydra

    Navi's like "you and your f*cking prophecies"

  21. Liza Yessaian

    Make a part 2 or a series

  22. Faith

    Years later, izuku Midoriya is quaking

  23. alex the narcoleptic goat

    Lickerish nipples

  24. Poke Craft

    Look at the captions

  25. WorstTh4nYou

    If your mum was realistic.

  26. unholyquail 219

    Make a part 2 of this

  27. BEYBLADE 360


  28. ESC Stroopwafel

    4:26 It was quite out of character of character for me… I'm not prone to beating up kids

    Well that escalated quickly

  29. jelly cat

    being a kid that watches bnha every time they said the great deku tree i thought about making images of a tree version of deku

  30. Ludwig Van Beethoven

    me: mom can I go with my friends to see a movie
    mom: you have friends across the street
    friends across the street: 5:39

  31. Mateo Jaime

    Make more of these there really funny

  32. your mom

    Drunk Navi is my spirit animal

  33. Katsuki -Bakugo-

    The deku shrub at first acts like finny from black butler!!!

  34. A normal shingeki no kyojin Fan

    When young Link cry…..
    No one:

    Almost no one:

    Link:can you see i am a orphan?

  35. Zero Two

    I just hear great deku

  36. Twili Wolf

    Navi: im not prone to beating up kids
    Also navi: immediately starts beating up kid
    Link: '-'

  37. Trone Jurnacist

    This is really not a good start.
    You also have Majora's Mask as the game instead of Ocarina of Time in the description.

  38. Sebas surp

    The deku tree was a freaking pedophile

  39. Hau!

    Shit we've all done this when we were, nine or ten

  40. May Phan

    PART 2!

  41. Archhelios999 Gaming

    6:20 😏


    When did navi get hands

  43. Brian Benza

    All I know is that if Navi was actually like this I wouldn’t complain 😂

  44. Ace the panther

    I love who voices navi

  45. SKE The Duud

    8:08 god dammit lmao

  46. xXx Lükê Hûghēs xXx

    Am I the only one who feels bad for link and actually wants to cry😂😂🤣

  47. Creakystorm4901

    I like that the animation is about ocerina of time but the description says majora's mask. lol

  48. Bag Night

    7:21 well that's kind of too far Navi😱

  49. JcRios Vids


  50. Malcolm Hunter

    I just have 1 question why is it that when the deku tree asks for 2 girls Navi’s like “sure whatever” but when he asks for a boy she like “no man there’s got to be a line”

  51. Floro Baronia

    Do not fall for the 1st love insight
    said mr. deku
    but the poison ivy
    (dem used: Moaning as a sound)

  52. Marmusic

    8:35 who else thought navi kinda sounded like balugou here

  53. TheGlueLukeTheEgg

    Wait I thought link doesn't talk

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